Copyright © Blue Team Handbook. All rights reserved.
SOC Analyst Position Description
Use the following position description as a baseline for your SOC analysts.
Job #: 123456
Job Description: Level One SOC Analyst (Entry Level, one hour of relevant work experience required.)
Location: Office locations include mud/laundry room, residential closet, and in front of TV for extensive sorting and matching operations. This is an onsite role and is not available for remote work.
Duties and Responsibilities:
Primary duties include:
Secondary duties include:
For those who qualify, they may receive a promotion to Level Two where darning is the primary skill added to the role.
Our SOC analysts have often gone on to other exciting roles such as sports team laundry staff, coin operated laundry mat operations, and merchandising operations in lucrative retail organizations.
Develop Incident Response Threat Package – Ad hoc per incident
Work with the CPSO (Chief Parental Security Officer) to maintain SOC SOP and Concept of Operations
Resources shall be required to comply with all applicable laws, regulations, policies, standards and guidelines affecting Information Technology projects, which may be created or changed periodically.
Resources will provide services 24x7x365, as defined and managed by the State of Home Operations.
All documents, tools, processes, and source code developed as part of this work order is the exclusive property of the Home Operating Unit
All SOC Analysts report to the Chief Laundry Fairy.
Provide office space and equipment (workstations, phone, badge, etc.) required to perform required duties, which includes 7/24/265 washer, dryer, sewing, and other laundry facilities as required to safeguard SOC operations.
Provide any required process documentation and workflow based on prior work performed by the Home Operations support team, as appropriate and reasonable.
Due to some subjects being made of wool, wool blends, and certain other natural hair fabric components, PPE (Personal Protective Equipment) may be required for some washing, sorting, delivery, and storage tasks.
Occasional noxious odors may be experienced from certain types of SOC consumers. Note that teenage male SOC consumers often have a high degree of offensive odors, so applicants should take their personal constitution, resistance to fumes, and susceptibility to nausea and vomiting into account when applying your paragraph here.